Book 1 in a trilogy of dark humor novels, this hilarious series follows the bloody journey of Sarah Killian, a strong female…serial killer for hire.

I’m Sarah Killian, and I am a foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, text-book loner.
Oh, and I’m a Professional Serial Killer, forced to work for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers), a secret organization of murderers for hire.

My comfortable lifestyle is uprooted when I’m forced to take on an apprentice, Bethany—a bubbly, perky, blonde with a severe case of verbal-vomit. In short, Bethany is everything I am not.

I hope I’m able to adjust and work with my new apprentice. If I murder the buxom bimbo, I’ll break my contract with T.H.E.M. and put a huge target on my head. Right now, I’m still leaning toward the murder thing.

Book 2 in a trilogy of dark humor novels, this hilarious series follows the bloody journey of Sarah Killian, a strong female…serial killer for hire.

Ever woke one morning with a burning, insatiable desire to go out and kill someone?
Yeah, welcome to my world.
I am Sarah Killian, a notoriously foul-mouthed and mean-spirited serial killer. My cohort assassin and I are back on assignment for the Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers (T.H.E.M.).

After receiving an ominous warning from a mark-gone-wrong, it becomes clear that my former nemesis, Nick Jin, is still at large and singling me out.

We head to Tennessee to discreetly kill off an accused family of KKK organizers, while actually luring that bastard into a trap.

But will Nick—always several steps ahead—see our bait for what it is? One thing is guaranteed: blood will be shed.

Book 3 in a trilogy of dark humor novels, this hilarious series follows the bloody journey of Sarah Killian, a strong female…serial killer for hire.

Hi there! Sarah Killian, your friendly neighborhood serial killer, back again for more bloody, violent fun.

For my final mission, I (begrudgingly) team up with my good for nothing, S.O.B. assassin ex, Jason. Why would I do such a crazy thing? Well, aside from the obvious answer that I am crazy, we are fleeing from the mysterious organization known only as the Marching Tides—a collective hell-bent on bringing down the Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers (T.H.E.M.) and exposing their shady dealings to the world at large.

As Jason and I try—often unsuccessfully—to stay one step ahead of the Marching Tides and their nefarious associates, we draw ever closer to the shocking truth of who the mastermind behind the Marching Tides really is.

Something tells me I’ll regret learning the answers at the end of my journey.